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Gaslight Phoenix's avatar

Dude. This is pretty sensational. But if its an actual reflection of your current state of mind, please stay away from fertilizer, heavy metal objects and runaway AI.

Gary Mucklow's avatar

Thank you.

It may be a little late for the warning.

SQLIRREL!

M. Majeris's avatar

That's it. I'm shamelessly adopting the term SQLirrel for daily use, regardless that it's impossible to pronounce.

Storm Whisperer's avatar

Loved this. So well written Gary. Brilliant. ❤️

Siobhan Gallagher's avatar

lol, this was wild. Welp, time to count the acorns till coconut.

Gary Mucklow's avatar

Haha, thank you

DW Davis's avatar

The pace was quicker than a hamster of caffeine. Loved it.

Joseph L. Wiess's avatar

I always wondered what would happen if a SQLirrel got hold of coffee.

Now I know.

Gary Mucklow's avatar

I like to educate

Jenny Homan's avatar

Unhinged. Disturbing. Perfect for a Macabre Monday.

Jeannine Lawall's avatar

Have you been programming too much? Careful with that Miracle Grow, though, it's strong stuff!

Gary Mucklow's avatar

I may have overdone it a little.

Jeannine Lawall's avatar

It'll put hair on your chest! Or roots, at least... 🌴